just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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