Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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