Define "chronic" masturbator.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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