I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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