Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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