Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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