Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
