Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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