Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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