I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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