can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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