I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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