My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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