Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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