At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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