All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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