So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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