he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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