I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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