Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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