I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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