so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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