Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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