I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
