You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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