is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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