just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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