it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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