love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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