Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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