Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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