and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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