glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think I just shit out all my problems.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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