is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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