All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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