awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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