Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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