haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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