Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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