16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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