It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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