I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
