When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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