i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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