We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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