its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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