so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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