Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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