your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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