why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
