; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
...so i touched it.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
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he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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