I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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