morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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