rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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