I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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